Well this is kinda my miscellaneous page...

Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom: No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats -- approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less.

I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tried of being told that ordinary, decent peole are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! But I'm sick and tired of being told that I am! -- Monty Python

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain

The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. -- E. Grebenik

Time's fun when you're having flies. -- Kermit the Frog

There are two kinds of people who understand women. One is a woman. The other one is lying.

We are born with our mouths open and our eyes shut. We spend the rest of life trying to reverse the mistake of Nature.

When all is said and done, more is said than done.

If you eat a live frog first thing in the morning, nothing worse will happen to either of you for the rest of the day.

Jenkinson's Law: It won't work.

Grelb's Addition: If it was bad, it will be back.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. then the frog uses it's forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.

The state of Kansas once passed legislation rounding off the value of Pi from 3.1459265... to an even 3.

Twenty-six astronauts have reported seeing UFOs while in orbit around the Earth.